Blonde Workers

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gerrys

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[FONT=&quot]Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] -- one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] again?'[/FONT]

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably
[FONT=&quot]looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the
girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
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Did you here the one about the blonde who was smart enough to get a job?

She was hired to pick out the rejects at the M&M factory. At the end of her first day her boss walks up to her and tells her how proud he was of her dilligent work. However, he really needs to know why she threw away half of the M&M's. She says, "Well what do you expect, they had W's on them!"
 
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