Blondes do have more...

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
LOL! love the blond jokes!! My blond daughter......not so much!! LOL
 
Why are blonde jokes short? So brunettes can remember them.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? Because it matches their moustache.

What do you call a brunette on Friday night? Dateless

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.

What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ? Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ? Because they can't keep their calves together.
 
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