HEMIRAM
Well-Known Member
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette Convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,'
he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking
in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this!' and
he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go.'
The old gentleman paused and said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'
'You have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.
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of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,'
he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking
in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this!' and
he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go.'
The old gentleman paused and said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'
'You have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.
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