Chuck Norris

[v8scamp]

 

[74slnt6]

haha... but very true

 

[DRENO]

This is what I got:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

:-D:-D:-D:-D

 

[bayyum]

LOL hahahahaha LOL hilarious

 

[Brad4406]

That is awesome.

I got a chance to meet him a couple years ago. He is a really great guy and does a lot for our troops.

 

[Wylde1]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Brad4406]

I didn't catch it earlier, but it says in the suggestions block to run before he finds you. Man, that is hilarious.

 

[Galactic_eyes]

That is good, thanks.

 

[green1]

The ultimate Chuck Norris joke?

 

[DartSportGreg]

A message from Chuck Norris!

 

[moparguy93]

This is what I got:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

:-D:-D:-D:-D

I tried it and this actually comes up!!!

 

[ramenth]

I tried it and this actually comes up!!!

I had to try it, too

Suggestions: run before he finds you &
Search for a different person

 

[Lone Yankee]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[moparguy93]

Chuck norris tears cure cancer to bad he never cries

 

[ramenth]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed

 

[3404speed]

 

[moparguy93]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[440Ken]

A message from Chuck Norris!

I
Is that Tiger Woods' wife there with ChucK?????

 

[memike]

This is what I got:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

:-D:-D:-D:-D

Well said X2 for me :cheers:

 

[dodgepower]

Did anyone notice the link at the top saying "pages from Chuck beard"
you click on it nothing happens.

 

[brewil]

Chuck Norris's beard has it's own organ donor card