Classic insults

[Dartnut]

She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down with her face.

 

[Dartnut]

He's so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mom.

 

[Dartnut]

If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his *** and teach him how to walk backwards.

 

[Dartnut]

She has a face only a mother would love and her dad would die laughing.

 

[Dartnut]

He's so ugly that his parents fed him with a sling-shot.

 

[Dartswinger70]

"With friends like that, who needs enemas..."

 

[Dartswinger70]

Here is one of the many classic exchanges between Fred and Aunt Esther:

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time

 

[Ahoey]

Oh wow got a $100 gift card for Princess Auto yee haw. Us western Canadians will know what that is