Coffin/Casket for "rent"

[zkx14]

58" long? What if your 76" long? Cut your legs off?

Got one for you too!
DQE Coffin w/Body Bag,79 x 25 x 21 in. - 6CAU3|MC4054 - Grainger

 

[SGBARRACUDA]

Ok, now I feel better. Thanks

 

[zkx14]

Ok, now I feel better. Thanks

or...

 

[SGBARRACUDA]

I'm sure mine will take more than 6 to carry my fat ***.

 

[toolmanmike]

Caskets Expedited Shipping (Must order by 11:00am EST) | Costco

They don't look bad for the price. I like oak but very expensive and heavy. Me and the box would tip the scales at 500# + I bet.

 

[toolmanmike]

We had a mock funeral for my wife's 40th. Bday. Put the casket in the living room in front of the fire place. We had printed programs and the " no parking funeral" flags out front. It was a hoot.

 

[SGBARRACUDA]

Me being 300 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal, plus 275 coffin, we're talking at least 8 pall bearers.

 

[BadBee]

This takes the Cake!!! Now they have Diapers/ Pampers for ******* Caskets,whaada they think of next??

 

[DustyDuster]

Got one for you too!
DQE Coffin w/Body Bag,79 x 25 x 21 in. - 6CAU3|MC4054 - Grainger

Good old Grainger they do sell everything you really need.

 

[diymirage]

Good old Grainger they do sell everything you really need.

and you can set it to auto reorder

 

[krazykuda]

This takes the Cake!!! Now they have Diapers/ Pampers for ******* Caskets,whaada they think of next??

Who has to change them???