Confuscious say "Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok"...
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Logan
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Man who lose key to woman's apartment gets no nookie.
Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger...
dge467
Well-Known Member
He who fart in church, sit in they're own pew.
dge467
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He who flies plane upside down, have crack up.
LOL guys, keep 'em coming...
66plyValiant
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Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
Confucius Say...
* Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
* Man who run in front of car get tired.
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
* Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
* War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
* Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
* Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
* Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
* Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
* He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
* Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
* Man who sit on tack get point!
* Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
* Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
* Man who run in front of car get tired.
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
* Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
* War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
* Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
* Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
* Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
* Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
* He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
* Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
* Man who sit on tack get point!
* Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
SpeedracerX
Still on this side of the dirt member
oral sex makes ones day, anal sex make ones whole week
SpeedracerX
Still on this side of the dirt member
man who go to sleep with sex on brain, usually wake up with solution in hand
66plyValiant
Well-Known Member
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
superchargeddrt
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Confusious Say, Man who fly upside down going to have crack up.
Cofusious say, Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confusious Say, Man who stand on toilet high on pot!!!
Cofusious say, Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confusious Say, Man who stand on toilet high on pot!!!
superchargeddrt
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Confusious say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confusious say, Panties not best thing in world....but next to it.
Confusious say, Man with hole on pocket feel cocky all day.
Confusious say, Man with glass house change clothes in basement. LOL
Confusious say, Panties not best thing in world....but next to it.
Confusious say, Man with hole on pocket feel cocky all day.
Confusious say, Man with glass house change clothes in basement. LOL
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