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Coyote Jack

Coyote Jack

Member #55, I'm old
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Recently i have noticed some very disturbing things are happening...My hips are sore most of the time,my eyebrows are getting bushy and there is a great volume of hair growing from my ears. In addition my forehead is growing at an alarming rate and where i used to be able to work the smart end of a shovel all day i now find myself resting frequently "for just a minute"...........Now after extensive research i have learned that these are signs of a common but serious condition.,,,,,Yes indeed these are the early symptoms of....A. G. E...........Take heed for although hard to believe this could also happen to you if you are not carefull.........Now i must find my keys so i can go to the liquor store.....or was it the grocery store............As soon as i am done yelling at those noisy kids

Jack
 
LOL, yup that A.G.E. is a pain in the keester. Along with hips, shoulders, back etc. Forehead growing, I don't have that problem, but gluing the teeth in really bites, no pun intended.

Growing old ain't for wimps.
 
Party? What's Party. I go to bed earlier now than what I made the kids when they were little.
 
Wash/Tune my car so I can go enjoy a day at a track and do it all in one day :cheers:
Not any more, Do it a 3 days before and wait for the swelling to go down and eat right, sleep and maybe, just maybe make it threw one hole day now :D The changes we make when we grow older :pale: but well worth it :cheers:
 
62 in a couple of months. Getting old, is not for the weak. Use to wake up in the morning, and hit the floor running. Now I just hit the floor.
 
3 more years and 60 will be my age and how many minutes it takes for me to get moving in the mornings :glasses7: I don't do young children anymore :glasses7: they make folks like me sick to easy Jack, they carry germs like a hospital waiting room :D
 
chryslerfat said:
Very true I go to bed early now but I also wake up around the time I used to go to bed. It has been many years since I slept till noon but I can now take a nap around noon. lol
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you guys are just pupies !!

ain`t never in my life slept passed 8:00, mostly 1 to 5:00 . they say, getting old ain`t for liteweights !!!!!!!!!!
 
hey those hairs growing out of your ears, just "olds fart hair"!

you know your getting old if they grow faster than the hair on your face.


you know your getting ugly if you have more ear hair than hair on the top of your head??

you know your getting old and a mess if the ear hair starts to grow in with your beard????
 
I have as much hair as i had in my early twenties, it's just in other places........
My get up and go has got up and left.
I'm 53 this year, and i don't feel a day over 70 i swear.....
The secret to A.G.E. is pacing yourself.
 
Danger is my middle name....


"Krazy Danger Kuda".... :glasses7:

Dry Martini, shaken not stirred.... :D
 
You think you got problems. Add procrastination to age & there I am. By the time I've finally gotten off the couch, I've forgotten why I wanted to in the first place. So I plop back down, then remember I need to go to the bathroom. Now it's too late so I just sit back & pee myself. It doesn't matter because 5 minutes later I've forgotten that I peed myself.:D
 
Thanks Jack. Since I am a little bit older than you I can guess that I am going through the same thing. The only thing that makes me feel better is that Jean Guy has us both beat!! LOL
 
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