ACME A12
It's all ball bearings nowadays...
A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
Her husband came home unexpectedly one day, so she hid her lover in the closet.
She was not aware that her 9 year old son was already hiding in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "Ill tell."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and
closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
Her husband came home unexpectedly one day, so she hid her lover in the closet.
She was not aware that her 9 year old son was already hiding in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "Ill tell."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and
closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
