Dead in another country...

[Oklacarcollecto]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.

The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.

The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"

The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!"

 

[1970Duster]

Damn!

 

[67Dart273]

LOL

On a side note, I was Googling around tonight, and somebody claims that Bethlehem is one of the most unfriendly cities in the world. Newark, NJ, topped the list.

 

[famous bob]

LOL

On a side note, I was Googling around tonight, and somebody claims that Bethlehem is one of the most unfriendly cities in the world. Newark, NJ, topped the list.

you stillwater guys crack me up!!:coffee2:

 

[Oldmanmopar]

I once went to Newark NJ for a Dr. appointment. Had to park on the Street. My wife and I got out of the truck and were walking in. I turned and looked back at the truck when about 1/2 block away.

There were about 5 or 6 guys looking inside the truck. I hit the alarm button on the key Fob. They look like deer after a gun shot. I just left it on until we came out.

The block was clear when I came back to the truck. Probably why they added that button. just for cities like Newark.