MR. BIG BLOCK
Cross Member
The young teacher asked the class to correctly use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Betty was the first to raise her hand, and the teacher called on her.
"The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher replied, "Well, Betty, that is not completely true. The sky can be orange, purple, or even black at night, I'm sorry, that is not correct. Anyone else?"
Robert piped up, "Trees are definitely green."
"Now, Robert, are trees green in the autumn or winter? No, they can be other colers, too."
At this point Johnny had been raising his hand for a bit, and the teacher was reluctant to call on him, but as no other students were volunteering to answer her question, she said, "Johnny, can you correctly use definitely in a sentence?"
"Yup! he said, and then asked, "Do farts have lumps?"
The question caught her off guard, and instead of ignoring him she answered, "Uh...no Johnny..."
Then Johnny quickly said, "then I definitely sh*t my pants!"
"The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher replied, "Well, Betty, that is not completely true. The sky can be orange, purple, or even black at night, I'm sorry, that is not correct. Anyone else?"
Robert piped up, "Trees are definitely green."
"Now, Robert, are trees green in the autumn or winter? No, they can be other colers, too."
At this point Johnny had been raising his hand for a bit, and the teacher was reluctant to call on him, but as no other students were volunteering to answer her question, she said, "Johnny, can you correctly use definitely in a sentence?"
"Yup! he said, and then asked, "Do farts have lumps?"
The question caught her off guard, and instead of ignoring him she answered, "Uh...no Johnny..."
Then Johnny quickly said, "then I definitely sh*t my pants!"
