Do these pants make my azz look big

[Duggie]

I remember an old Readers Digest laugh from back in the day of pagers. A father and son were in line at McDonald's. As an obese woman in front of them picked up her food tray, her beeper went off. The little boy hollers out, "Look out Dad, she's backing up!!"

 

[harrisonm]

If someone told her to haul ***; she'd have to make two trips!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Y

a that’s when you got to roll ‘em in flour to find the wet spot

Or baking soda and watch for the fizzle.

 

[MarPar]

Or baking soda and watch for the fizzle.

 

[Ottmundr]

She's so fat....she's got 9 smaller women in orbit around her!

Eight is Enough. Pluto was demoted.