Dogs...

[ProjectBazza]

I named our cat ALF, not for the TV show, but a acronym for Annoying Little Fu#%er.

(LOL!) My college roommate was nicknamed SLUF, which, depending on who you talked to, was short for "Short Little Ugly F***er", or "Stupid Little Ugly F***er".

When we chat on the phone I still call him that....30 years later!