Wheel Chock
Well-Known Member
Sell your car, sell your house, sell your tools and all the rest of your possessions, then take all the money you got plus whatever savings you have and go to the nearest campground. Find a firepit and put all of your money in a pile. Set it on fire and watch it burn. Then sit back and realize that you have simplified the entire relationship process while avoiding the hassle of a divorce and having to deal with attorneys. In the long run, you'll be much better off.