Don't Say This To A Cop...

[Xcptshnl1]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? OK, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches? [/FONT]

 

[dartcuda]

Love those plus Your eys are blood shot, you been drinking, Your eyes are glazed been eating donuts

 

[pittman445]

cop pulls this guy over for speeding ,

cop ask whats the rush

guy said well im late for work

cop ask what do you do for work ?

guys tells him hes a *** hole strecher

cop ask whats that!?!?

he tells the cop .

first you put 1 finger in the *** , the 2 then 3 till you can get 4 in there , then you start pulling till its about a foot wide , then you get your foot in there and keep working it till its about 6 foot wide.


the cop ask what do you do with a 6 foot *** hole ..


guy tells cop , well you give it a badge and tell it to give out tickets !!!:toothy10::snakeman::cheers::bootysha::-D:-D:angry7::angry7::@::tonqe:l::confused:

 

[cannucky]

thank you

 

[memike]

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
:cheers::toothy10::angel9::tongue9:=D>:smilebox::toothy7:ccasion:

 

[Jonah Hex]

And when he asks, "I know you saw the lights and heard the siren....why didn`t you pull over sooner?"

Don`t say, "My wife ran off with a cop, and I thought you were trying to bring her back!!"

 

[macadoo1961]

All good ones, thanks:cheers:

 

[Longgone]

I`ll have to copy this and keep it in my car. If I should ever get pulled I`ll just give it to the cop to read. Maybe I`ll catch a break!