favorite cartoon character quotes

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BEEP BEEP of course
 

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We are a family of CARS fans so I will post a few quotes from the movie.

"float like a cadillac, sting like a beamer"

" I'm happier then a tornado in a trailer park "

" this may be a bad time to mention this, but .....uh.... you owe me $32,000.00 in legal fees "

" if any one asks, we was out smashin mail boxes "

"turn left to go right"

and my favorite of them is " I don't need to know where I'm goin', I just need to know where I've been "
 
Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

"I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie."
- Peter as Han Solo

Don't be a hero! It's not covered by the health plan.

And so life returned to normal, well, as normal as life gets on this planet populated by psychotic apes.

"Let's drink till we can't feel feelings any more."
 
No more for me thanks, I'm driving. -Daffy Duck

Quit hittin' me on the head with that sheleighly! -Daffy Duck?
 
"Get the dynamite, we'll blow her to smithereenes" (Yosemite Sam)
 
Here are some of my favs.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeVTzWelns"]YouTube - Wile E Coyote, Super Genius[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYa0jpGFUeY&feature=related"]YouTube - shut up shuttin up[/ame]
 
Yosemite Sam: Who am I? I'm Sam Von Schmamm the Hessian, that's who I am, and I've got you outnumbered one to one. Surrender or die, rabbit! ...

Yosemite Sam: I paid my four bits to see the high-diving act and I'm a-gonna see the high-diving act.

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"The older they get, the cuter they aint"

One of Marges sisters in the Simpsons. I heard it 20 years ago andI still say that to this day!


Also from the Simpsons after Homer has a wreck he is thinking to himself, "Dont tell them you were at a bar." so he says to the cop, "I was out buying pornography!"

And after another wreck, Homer gets out and looks at what he thought was the other guys car and says, "At least I got him as good as he got me" and then he realizes he has hit his own car in the driveway. (It was snowing)
 
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