First sex in a car...

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540demon said:
70 dart swinger 6 cyl. first week front seat...next week back seat......third week "its not you its me". next time was in daytona shelby z in same cornfield. that one went a few rounds,but sadly still ended with "its not you its me". thirty seven women,and almost as many darts later im starting to think.....hell, maybe it is me.
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Maybe it's the cornfield......
 
All I have to say on this topic is, being 6'4" tall, cars never appealed to me as place to express my lust for the opposite sex. That being said, a Jeep Wrangler with the top off is a great place for a good time 8)
 
TONY GTS said:
so you would want your kids to read this? OMG ok so your evenings probably go a little like this, "hey kids come over to the computer so i can teach you how to **** in cars, its so funny"
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dont worry about it . it dont matter what your kids read , they will hear it some way , and from the sound of it you more than likely say it all the time in front of them . this is the real world . if you want to keep your kids to not say or do bad things you can ..... a. lock them in a room and feed them throw a hole in the door . or .....b. teach them right from wrong . eather way it you that will be to blame . not anyone eals. so stop crying.
 
Back in 1980/1, in Mom's car with my best girl at the time. 1973 Hornet Sportabout wagon. I guess that I'm glad they bought the Hornet, even at 10 yrs old when we bought it brand new I was trying to talk Dad into getting the Gremlin instead :-D.

Had my future ex-wife in my '71 Cuda outside of her parent's house. Not a lot of room, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
 
pettybludart said:
Rattlesnake point,69 mustang pass,seat.beside a corn field.7Guys in a stationwagon pulled in.She didn,t budge,but i couln,t stop!! It was hilarious!:cheers:
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Rattlesnake point? 7 guys in a wagon?........DUDE!! that was my sister!!! Actually, we drank a LOT of beer up there on our snowmobile runs. Good times. Almost as good as bleep(for you TonyGTS) in a car.
 
TONY GTS said:
so you would want your kids to read this? OMG ok so your evenings probably go a little like this, "hey kids come over to the computer so i can teach you how to **** in cars, its so funny"
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Tony, i actually thought some of the posts written in this thread are pretty funny. I've seen a few of your posts on FABO and am already getting a pretty good impression of who you are. IMHO, its pretty immature. I come to FABO for car advice as well as just to BS. Not to hear others B*itch and moan. Do us a favor and either try to be civil and have a good time or please stop posting.
 
Girl #1 and #2, my Dad's 72 Coronet Crestwood wagon. I was 17...

Girl #3, same wagon and my 69 (no pun intended!) Charger. Age 18 til 20...

There are also Mustang, Camaro and Vega race car episodes later in life, but this is a Mopar site...LOL!

Here is one funny time that invloved a Camaro: Me, my girl (#3 from above) and a close Chevy buddy and his girl doubled one night. All got a little restless and we decided to "swap". That's right, do it in each other's cars!! Me and my GF in his Camaro and he and his in my Charger.

When the deeds were done and we're standing outside laughing about it, HIS GF says, "Your Charger must have more power, he was fast in there and finished way quicker than normal".

Ahhhh, the good ol days!
 
First time I "fooled around" in a car?
My 2002 Dodge Intrepid, my first car which I, on the original cloth backseat, behind my ex-gf's Dance studio.

First time I "really" did it in a car?
My same 2002 Dodge Intrepid on my 300M leather backseat, with my current girlfriend.
I had wanted that to be the first place we did it, but alas, she didn't agree.

Theres nothing like having a big backseat... I can say that driving the Taurus I drove last winter was a drag, there wasn't a lot of room in the back of that car...

Yeah, I'm a young gun, 19 almost 20, but that was oh, 2 years ago now?
She was 18 and I was 17.

Haven't had a chance to do it in the Dart yet... It would help if I could legally drive it (not on the ins yet)
 
AdamR said:
Chevy Cavalier, Not easy. Fastback Barracuda with a fold down seat, Perfect.
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I always joke about that since I own a Fastback cuda with my buds. I say " Well what you do first is pull this latch and it lets down the seat. Then you pop the trunk and let down the cargo door and that will give you two more feet. Then you put the sign up. If you see this car rock'n do not come a knock'n!"
 
My first in a car, 16-17? It was in my duster in the driveway of her parent's house. Needless to say it was a rush.
 
back seat of my 84 cj-7 renegade had to fold the 2 front seats up though:bootysha:
 
first time in car was with my current better half soon to be wife in the back of my 2002 wrangler lets just say the roll bars serve more than one purpose remeber guys i was born in 88 lol
 
TONY GTS said:
no i actually think you come to fabo because youre a loser with no friends
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Oh that was really a low blow.... man that really hurt the guys feelings... oh you did such good job there Fony GTS. We all know who the true 100% loser is on here.

You act like a little kid. Why don't you do all of us a favor and don't visit FABO ever again. PLEASE!
 
OK, temp thread lock until I read everything and then I'll start wackin butt starting with TonyGTS for his last post. HOws that everybody????????!!!!!!!

Go F my self? Nice, very nice Tony.
 
Actually, someone reported this thread to the mods and I happened to just sugn on as I got the e-mail. It's taken me this long to go from one broke *** computer where recemtly I seem not to be able to click some buttons to the lap top (which I hate) that takes 5 min.'s to do anything on and get back here.
 
Thread re-opened, Tony gts, cut the crap and stay out of this thread please. Your the source of the B.S. in this thread.

You make a mention of what if a kid comes by and reads this.

Well, as a parent, my kids would not be reading such a thread over my shoulder and as you put it, invite them over for lessons on this topic. This thread is different because of it's upfront title and the fact that there is no pictures to be viewed by children as the walk up behind you.

Your ranting is carrying on and on. If you do not like the thread, stay out of it.

If you open up a thread and do not like what you read, tuff, close it up.

If there are pictures that should not be there, report the post.

If the posters are bashing each other in a harmful way, report the post.

Now, going and telling me and the staff to go **** ourselves is a sad move. It seems that you want to re-earnyourself a longer vaction from here.
 
An 87 T-bird (not mine). Back in 2000 maybe? can't remember now. Also, my parent's 77 3/4 ton Chev, and most recently an 05 Focus on a road trip from Vegas back home to Oregon. That road trip was the best!

Have yet to get in the dart though. Gotta find that girl that gets turned on by the dart as much as it turns me on for that one! LOL
 
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