Ford....

[SleeperScamp]

 

[66340SEDAN]

FORD backwards:

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

 

[dartcuda]

Ford
Owners
recommend
Dodge

 

[BoredandStroked]

Found
On
Rockingham
Dump

(after the Mopars get done beating them at the drag strip)

My favortie though is Honda, Hold On Now Dumb ***! Just think of it as a police officer saying it to a kid in a angry bee Honda.

 

[PostalBGraham]

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

 

[mullinax95]

Ford has introduced on their 2008 trucks new type tailgate that actually warms up.

It will keep your hands warm while pushing it!

 

[catsncudas]

Hey now, to be fair, 95% of Ferds are still on the road.......the other 5% actually made it home.

 

[71DusterStruck]

 

[RedFish]

Found
On
Road
Deserted

 

[mopar_1974]

F***ing
Owners
R
Dumb

F***ed
On
Race
Day

 

[66340SEDAN]

How about some new ones? Fiat, GMC, GTO, Chevrolet, AMC, Mopar.....

Fix
It
Again
Tony

Garage
Mehcanics
Crisis

Getcher
Tools
Out

Cracked
Heads
Everywhere
Valves
Rattle
Oil
Leaks
Exhaust
Toots

Ain't
My
Car

Mounds
Of
Part
And
Rust (sorry guys, it is a funny one)

 

[mac daddy mopar]

My
Old
Plymouth
Ain't
Running

 

[340mopar]

G otta
M echanic
C omin'

F ound
O n
R oad
D ead

M ostly
O ld
P arts
A nd
R ust


Chuck

 

[416 scamp]

Move

Over

Power

Approaching

Rapidly

 

[340demon]

freeking old rebuilt dodge

 

[dartcuda]

Flip
Over
Read
Dirrections

 

[jjr426]

Mustang
Messed Up S**t That Aint No Good

And i prefer to believe MOPAR stands for
Monsters
On
Paved
Asphault
Roads

 

[66340SEDAN]

F**ked
On a
Rotton
Deal

 

[Babyblue66]

can't forget this one:

Poor
Old
N_____
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

You fill in the blank.

 

[BoredandStroked]

M assivly (?)
O ver
P owered
A merican
R acing

 

[daredevil]

can hear every valve rattle on long extended trips dirty old dude goes everywhere (after my ramcharger)

 

[L8RG8R]

hows bout JEEP
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

 

[Realest]

Massively
Over
Powered
And
Respected

 

[dust]

LOL

Good one SleeperScamp.

 

[66340SEDAN]

Dodge and Toyota:

Dem
Old
Dudes
Go
Everywhere

Too
Often
Yankees
Overprice
This
Auto