Forgot my glasses

[CudaChick1968]

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes???

I proudly showed her my brand new membership card.

"Dad, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!



I know I'm gonna be in trouble again when she finds out I signed up for five jumps a week.

 

[66340SEDAN]

LOL!! Good one Leanna

 

[memike]

Can't stop LMAO :toothy10: dang girl that felt good 8)8)8)8)8)

 

[SCredneck]

Another good one! Glad to see someone taking up the slack while I'm away.