Funny Car Acronyms

[Mark Wainwright]

I'm sure we can add a few more
Ready GO!!!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Chevrolet: Can hear every valve Rattle on long extended trips
GMC: Gay man's Chevrolet
Pontiac: Poor old (N word) thinks it's a Cadillac ( I hate that word BTW)

 

[mopar head]

GMC: Gay man's Chevrolet

Hey, Hey! Hey! I own two and I`m not twice as gay

 

[Dicer]

Here's a few of my buddies comments.
Chrysler
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Dodge
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Plymouth
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

 

[gzig5]

BMW = Bring More Wrenches

 

[junkyardhero]

Fiat- Failure In Automotive Technology

 

[kiwigtx]

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily, F***ed ON Race Day

 

[TheGrateRonzini]

Oldsmobile
Old Ladies Drive Slowly Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
Chevrolet
Cheap Heads Exhaust Valve Rusts Oil Leaks Every Time
GMC
General Mass (of) Crap

 

[Kern Dog]

Ford.
*******
Oakies
Really
Dig em

Failed
On
Race
Day

Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill

Found
Off
Road
Destroyed.

For
Old
Retarded
Dorks

 

[Kern Dog]

Mopar
*******************************
My
Old
Plymouth
Ain't
Running

Move
Over
People
Are
Racing

Move
Over
Plymouth
Approaching
Rapidly

Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust

 

[fishmens67]

Found On Road Dead.
First On Race Day. lol

 

[Kern Dog]

Plymouth
Please Leave Your Mangy Overweight Ugly Tank Home.
Pontiac
Poor Old Nimrod Thinks Its A Chevy
GMC
Gross Mis Calculation

 

[Cuda Al]

A friend use to say
Massively
Over
Priced
and
Rated

He's a Chevy guy.

Alan

 

[1WildRT]

BMW = ***** Moan & Whine.... Or Bust My Wallet...
Mopar = Massively Over Powered And Respected...

 

[junkyardhero]

Ford- Fucked Out Ratty Dodge

Mopar- Misc Original Parts Arranged Randomly

 

[eekvonzipper]

Ford.
*******
Oakies
Really
Dig em

Failed
On
Race
Day

Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill

Found
Off
Road
Destroyed.

For
Old
Retarded
Dorks

I've owned one... made up my own acronym too! Fresh Oil Required Daily

 

[lkopaska]

Jeep ; just enough efficient parts

 

[James Clews]

Someone I used to know always said "If you can't afford a Dodge, Dodge a Ford"

 

[Mark Wainwright]

BMW: Black Man's Winnebago

 

[kiwigtx]

BMW = ***** Moan & Whine.... Or Bust My Wallet...

An Englishman would get this one.....

BMW - Borrow More Wedge

 

[kiwigtx]

Jeep ; just enough efficient parts

or....Just Enough Essential Parts

 

[No name needed]

dodge

dirty old dogs get everything

 

[Mark Wainwright]

FIAT: piece of crap is the only thing I can think of

 

[sr71mopar]

My
Omega
Passed
Another
Roadrunner

 

[diymirage]

An Englishman would get this one.....

BMW - Borrow More Wedge

What a lot of people dont know is that BMW is actually an acronym in german
(Makes sense, since its a german car, right?)

The letters actually stand for "Blau Mitt Weiss"

Which literally translates to "Blue And White"

A quick glance at BMWs logo will explain how factual this is