Your funny@Dan the man found another for you brother!
Electric heater in the fireplace, throwing smoke/flames.
Beat me to it!...and the newspaper is upside down, the electric heater is burning in the fireplace, the loaf of bread is clover shaped but the slices are normal, no legs under one end of the coffee table...
No handle on the teapot.
Tea doesn't splash all over the place when you stir with a knife.