340sixpack
Well-Known Member
A redneck family from the hills were visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in there lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.They were
amazed by almost everything they saw,but especially by two shiny,silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked,'Paw,whats at?'
The father(never seeing an elevator)responded,'Son,i dunno.I aint never seen anything like that in my entire life,i aint got no idea'r what it is.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat,old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.Then the walls opened up again
and a gorgeous,voluptuous 24 yr old blonde women steps out.
The father,not taking his eyes off the young women,said quietly to his son,
Boy..........................go gitcha momma'
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.They were
amazed by almost everything they saw,but especially by two shiny,silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked,'Paw,whats at?'
The father(never seeing an elevator)responded,'Son,i dunno.I aint never seen anything like that in my entire life,i aint got no idea'r what it is.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat,old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.Then the walls opened up again
and a gorgeous,voluptuous 24 yr old blonde women steps out.
The father,not taking his eyes off the young women,said quietly to his son,
Boy..........................go gitcha momma'
