Go Fly a Kite!!

[69signetv8]

Old Love

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind
Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down
to earth.

He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do
everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband,
"You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
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[340mopar]

That's good stuff!


Chuck

 

[mopars0]

:thumbup: :thumbup:

 

[memike]

Women think they can fix anything.
lol good one :toothy7:

 

[Wilnutt]

hahahaha

 

[OldVart]

Wife says: "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."

I say: "You're in luck dear, I wasn't after your head tonight. We'll save that for when you're feeling better. Now spread 'em."

 

[69signetv8]

Wife says: "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."

I say: "You're in luck dear, I wasn't after your head tonight. We'll save that for when you're feeling better. Now spread 'em."

Excellent, I'll try it and get back to ya!!!

 

[THEWHITEZOMBIE]

Classic

 

[340demon]

we were camping at he beach and i was flying one of my kites when an old guy said aren't you a little old to be flying a kite i told him i had ask my wife if would a litte afternoon delite and she said go fly a kite so here i am he call a smart a@#$