Good one on old Johnny Carson
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Marriage is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Dad had a version of that .
Marriage.
The screwing you got, isn't worth the screwing you will get..
I liked Carson.
Arnold Palmers wife was on once. he asked her .
What do you do for your husband for good luck before a golf match.
She replied. I kiss his balls for good luck.
He responded BOY I bet that makes his putter stand up.
That was really considered pushing the limits with censors back then.
Arnold Palmers wife was on once. he asked her .
What do you do for your husband for good luck before a golf match.
She replied. I kiss his balls for good luck.
He responded BOY I bet that makes his putter stand up.
That was really considered pushing the limits with censors back then.
Carson was the best. Nobody on late night has even come close.
One night Carson had Zsa Zsa Gabour on the show. She came out with a white cat and had it sitting on her lap. She said to Carson "would you like to stroke my pussy?" he said "Sure but get that dam cat out of the way first". He was the best. Today's so called comics have to keep dropping the F bomb to try and get a laugh. Did you ever hear Red Skelton, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Abbott and costello, George Burns etc swear during a routine? No, but everyone was rolling in the isles. I guess that's what they call "the good ole days".
famous bob
mopar misfit
I totally agree w/ these last 3 posts. The late night dummies are about as funny as watching weeds grow. ABC , NBC , AND CBS , ''ALL'' ARE TOTALL LOSERS COMPARED W/ Carson ! They are pure liberals too !!
Dusterdenovo
Contentedly Old School
And Letterman was still funny when he came on after Carson. Good old days indeed.
First comes the Engagement ring, then comes the Wedding ring, then comes the Suffering.
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