Groaners

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A guy goes to a psychologist. After a one hour session of baring his inner feelings he asks the doctor what he thinks. The Doc says " I think you're nutty as a fruitcake!" The guy says "I want a second opinion!" The Doc says" OK, you're ugly!"
 
A local monastery was going bankrupt. The abbot didn't know what to do. The brothers had a meeting, and decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand. One day, a man knocked on the door. After one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?"
The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar. You want the chip monk."
 
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