Guy walks into a bar.....

[busted knuckles]

A guy walks into a bar and orders twelve shots of whiskey. The bartender shrugs then puts the drinks down on the bar. The man quickly drinks all twelve shots. The bartender looks at the man and says, "dude, I can't believe you drank those so fast." The man says, "you'd drink fast too if you had what I have." The bartender asks, "what do you have?" The man says, "75 cents."

 

[memike]

HA!haha. thats a good one.



he gotter dun!!

 

[dartcuda]

God one, at first I thought it was going ot be another joke i had heard.

 

[Scamp71]

That was pretty good, might come in handy one day if I find myself a little short and want to get plastered!