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Everybody's Fool
Consider this a tutorial on having to let an employee go...also the beauty of the English language, in it's versatility.
A friend wrote about his business and the decisions he had to make as a
manager:
Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I
narrowed it down to one of two people, Veronica or Jack. It was an
impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used
the water-cooler the next morning.
When Veronica came in with a horrible hangover after partying all night,
she went directly to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her
and said, "Veronica, I’ve never done this before, but I have to either
lay you or Jack off.”
"Could you jack-off for now?" she replied. "I feel like ****. If you can
wait, I'll do you at lunchtime.”
I had to let Jack go...
A friend wrote about his business and the decisions he had to make as a
manager:
Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I
narrowed it down to one of two people, Veronica or Jack. It was an
impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used
the water-cooler the next morning.
When Veronica came in with a horrible hangover after partying all night,
she went directly to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her
and said, "Veronica, I’ve never done this before, but I have to either
lay you or Jack off.”
"Could you jack-off for now?" she replied. "I feel like ****. If you can
wait, I'll do you at lunchtime.”
I had to let Jack go...
