Hay Leanna!!

[memike]

I was out on the town tonight and seen three blondes walk in to a bar :sleepy1:
You would think the other two would have seen it, they got hurt but survived .......


Good night :thumrigh:

 

[daredevil]

Did you hear about the blonde that went in a bar and ordered a fifteen. She wanted Seagrams Seven and Seven Up.

 

[CudaChick1968]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep 'em coming ............

 

[Gnome]

how do you get a blonde on the roof...... tell her drinks are on the house

 

[memike]

The old one :thumrigh:
If a blond, red head and brunet jumped out of a plain witch one would hit the ground last........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................The blond had to stop and asked for directions !

 

[stansblue72]

How do you make a blond Dizzy? ----------------------Put her in a round room and tell her to go stand in the corner.

 

[Old Tired Rebel]

Define Eternity:

4 Blonds at a 4 way stop.

 

[Snake]

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?4 3 to tell how to do and 1 to do it.

 

[Snake]

A blond was walking down the street with head phones on she removed them and fell and died.I pick up her head phone and it was saying breath in breath out.

 

[TXDart]

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!



What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

 

[hemitheus]

two blondes were walking abrest. i dont know how they got the leash on it.

 

[bamacuda]

THIS JUST IN .............



OSAMA BIN LADIN
has just met with the first of
his 72 virgins that Allah promised