An old farmer put an ad in the local paper...... "Help wanted. Must be old man." A young strapping fella answered the ad at his front door the next day inquiring about the job. The farmer said, son, I said in the ad I wanted an old man. The young man asked "But why, when I can do the work of five old men?" The old framer replied, "I gotta young wife and a old tractor and don't want a rod slung in either one".
