mobileparts
Well-Known Member
1. If it is said that "Crime Doesn't Pay" -- why don't we let the government run it????
2. Did you hear the story about the broken # 2 Yellow Pencil?
(There's no point to it.)
3. My grandfather didn't believe in flying saucers until we went to the diner the other
day. A great white light came through the windows, so he turned to see what it was.
He tripped a waitress and a busboy.
4. I hurt my hand the other day -- and I could barely move my fingers. So I went to the
hospital -- and the Emergency Room Nurse asked me if I would like a shot for the pain.
I said, "Sure, make it Bacardi 151."
5. I went to the new church to check it out --and I saw these beautiful brand spanking new
glorious confessional booths. I said to the preacher, "Father, do you save naughty girls
in these, too? He replied, "Yes, my son, of course I do."
"Good," I answered, "Can you save me one for Saturday night?"
Thhhat's all folks........ Enjoy.............
2. Did you hear the story about the broken # 2 Yellow Pencil?
(There's no point to it.)
3. My grandfather didn't believe in flying saucers until we went to the diner the other
day. A great white light came through the windows, so he turned to see what it was.
He tripped a waitress and a busboy.
4. I hurt my hand the other day -- and I could barely move my fingers. So I went to the
hospital -- and the Emergency Room Nurse asked me if I would like a shot for the pain.
I said, "Sure, make it Bacardi 151."
5. I went to the new church to check it out --and I saw these beautiful brand spanking new
glorious confessional booths. I said to the preacher, "Father, do you save naughty girls
in these, too? He replied, "Yes, my son, of course I do."
"Good," I answered, "Can you save me one for Saturday night?"
Thhhat's all folks........ Enjoy.............
