I've been a Guitar player for over 36 years. Banjo and Sax I would have loved to learn....A banjo player buys a new and very expensive banjo and is driving home with it in the back seat. He has to stop in a different shop for 2 minutes but worries someone will steal it. Thinking he will be quick, he locks up the car and leaves. Comes back a couple of minutes later to see the rear window smashed out. Yep, you guessed it, there are now two banjos in the back seat.