Hollywood Actress Violent Attack

[pishta]

And her twin brother Sum Yung Guy.

I hear it was Won Phut? Mo matter, they can only drive automatics.....

 

[diymirage]

Was it Eileen Dover

Ben's wife?

 

[RogerRamRod]

Ben's wife?

He’s such a nice guy, when they were out at the bar, I heard him ask if he could push in her stool.

 

[loganscuda]

Like the guy who got his toe cut off and he couldn’t drive, they called a big toe truck

 

[loganscuda]

And her twin brother Sum Yung Guy.

And the crappy uncle Who-flung-poo

 

[Ahoey]

And her twin brother Sum Yung Guy.

I read in the tabloids his name was who flung poo.

 

[Ahoey]

I once read a novel Rusty Bed Springs
By I P Nightly.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

And her twin brother Sum Yung Guy.

The other one is Sum Dum Fuk

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I once read a novel Rusty Bed Springs
By I P Nightly.

Then there's "Running to the outhouse by Willie Makit and Betty Don't

 

[TexasDart]

Had to pause the TV the other night. Name of an Asian restaurant.

 

[diymirage]

Had to pause the TV the other night. Name of an Asian restaurant.

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I figured if I ever get another dog, ima call him "fuzbucket"
Or you can call him the name of that restaurant for short

 

[Murray]

This is obviously the site for bad jokes!

 

[Hemioutlaw]

for how poorly her acting skills are, im only surprised it didnt happen sooner

Respectfully disagree that nope, your wrong...She's (Reese Witherspoon) actually a pretty good actress..

And My O My, I've had the Hot's fer her since the first time I laid eyez on her.

Your mention of "Sweet Home Alabama" was a good one but her portrayal of "June Carter Cash" in "Walk the Line" sealed the deal 4 me!

Phew....SMOKING SIZZLE!

 

[go-fish]

Respectfully disagree that nope, your wrong...She's (Reese Witherspoon) actually a pretty good actress..

And My O My, I've had the Hot's fer her since the first time I laid eyez on her.
....SMOKING SIZZLE!

And with the size of that chin you know she can take a punch.

 

[Hemioutlaw]

And with the size of that chin you know she can take a punch.

Ha Ha Ha, an added bonus fer her when's she's fending off all of my Rabid Female Pursuers!

 

[grampyjay]

You could take all these jokes to the complaint department. It's managed by Sum Ting Wong.

 

[diymirage]

Respectfully disagree that nope, your wrong...She's (Reese Witherspoon) actually a pretty good actress..

And My O My, I've had the Hot's fer her since the first time I laid eyez on her.

Your mention of "Sweet Home Alabama" was a good one but her portrayal of "June Carter Cash" in "Walk the Line" sealed the deal 4 me!

Phew....SMOKING SIZZLE!

meh, you can have her

she just isnt my type and i cant get over her chin



as far as her acting...was she also in legally blond?
im not sure what else i can think of she mighta been in

 

[Hemioutlaw]

meh, you can have her

she just isnt my type and i cant get over her chin



as far as her acting...was she also in legally blond?
im not sure what else i can think of she mighta been in

Dang,
Didn't realize she'd been around this long and hardly recalled her role but loved that movie "Jack the Bear" with Danny Devito and Gary Sinise

Reese Witherspoon filmography - Wikipedia

 

[Mark Wainwright]

You could take all these jokes to the complaint department. It's managed by Sum Ting Wong.

The Assistant Manager is Sum Dum Fuk

 

[Mark Wainwright]

And with the size of that chin you know she can take a punch.

And the whitest teeth I've ever come across

 

[12many]

You could take all these jokes to the complaint department. It's managed by Sum Ting Wong.

Assisted by Phil McCracken and Peter Suqwell...but I would keep an eye on the assistant there named Harry Buditch.