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dodgenut7

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Little Donnie was having a birthday so his mom was making a cake and accidently spilleed a box of bb's in it. She figured she would just cut the bottom off the cake with them sinking when it cooks. Well everyone shows up for the party and its going great when little Donnie comes up and says mommy guess what. His mom says what Donnie says I'm peeing bb's. Mom remembers she forgot the bb's. She said don't worry it'll pass you'll be ok. Alittle while later donnies younger sister runs up to her mom screaming mommy guess what mom says what. The little girl says I'm peeing bb's don't worry so is your brother you are ok. Well later that nite the ladies 18 year old son comes down and says mom you ain't gonna believe this. Mom says I know you are peeing bb's the son says nope o went upstairs to jack off and I shot the dog
 
Lets edit it just a tad.
16 yr old son says to parents, "I accidently broke the screen on my laptop".
 
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