A gate broke at the White House, and a congressman took on the challenge of trying to find the right gate repairman for the job...
The first repairman said, "I can do it for 700 dollars; that includes 300 in parts and 400 in labor to feed myself and my crew."
The second repairman said, "I can do it for 500 dollars; that includes 200 in parts and 300 in labor to feed myself and my crew."
The third repairman said, "I can do it for 2500 dollars; that includes a thousand for me, a thousand for you, and 500 dollars to hire the last guy."
;)
- CK
The first repairman said, "I can do it for 700 dollars; that includes 300 in parts and 400 in labor to feed myself and my crew."
The second repairman said, "I can do it for 500 dollars; that includes 200 in parts and 300 in labor to feed myself and my crew."
The third repairman said, "I can do it for 2500 dollars; that includes a thousand for me, a thousand for you, and 500 dollars to hire the last guy."
;)
- CK
