How to Cook a Turkey

[ramcharger]

buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


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[RedFish]

LOL That reminds me of a story on our local news yesterday.
A man attempted to rob a woman in a grocery store parking lot and take her car. A hero wannabe came to assist her and hit the robber over the head with a frozen turkey. This didn't stop the robbery.
The crook hit five other vehicles while leaving the lot in the womans car. No alcohol required.

 

[Badawg]

LOL Joe thats a good 1. Kinda sounds like Thanksgiving with my ex in-laws. Only thing missing was my brother-in-laws fighting (5 of them) and the dinner table getting dumped over with turkey and all on it :-D

 

[walkintree]

Hahaha! I was laughing so hard by the time i got to step 5 i was gettin funny looks from those around me. I just had to be in my paramedic student uniform raisin money at the hospital when i decided to check abodies.