How tough are you?

['64 Cuda]

Three guys are sitting around their campfire one night, & after a few beers they start bragging about how tough they are.

The first guy says.. "One time I was out in the woods & I was attacked by a pack of wolves. I managed to fight them all off with nothing more than my Bowie knife!"

The second guy says.. "That's nothing! One time I was attacked by a full grown grizzly bear & I killed it by strangling it with my bare hands!"

They both look over at the third guy, but he doesn't say anything. He just sits there, poking at the fire with his dick.

:burnout:

 

[sheets55]

:toothy7: that is a good one

 

[mopars0]

:thumbup: :thumbup: :blob:

 

[duster340]

good one

 

[Bigdummy]

I guess he is pretty tough allright! :worthles:

 

[flyboy01]

I guess he is pretty tough allright! :worthles:

Umm.....what exactly do you want to see a picture of?

 

[FASTBACK340]

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['64 Cuda]

I thought I'd bring this one back to the top for all of the new guys here.....

 

[3834spd]

Thanks Ill be telling that one at work tomorrow
:-D

 

[Burntorange70]

LMAO! That is funny.

 

[ocdart]

Umm.....what exactly do you want to see a picture of?

...and why do you want a picture? You're making the rest of wonder about you.

 

[Badawg]

Umm.....what exactly do you want to see a picture of?

The joke was funny enough and the pic thing took it to another level. Left me LMAO and scratching my head at the same time!!

 

[mullinax95]

Thanks Ill be telling that one at work tomorrow
:-D

Me too!

 

[Dfnsmn34]

I think he wanted a picture of the guy chokin' the bear!

Now there's a euphemism for you!

 

[66340SEDAN]

Awesome!!

 

[FISHBREATH]

I think he wanted a picture of the guy chokin' the bear!

Now there's a euphemism for you!

Maybe flogging the dolphin.