I have never herd this blond joke before

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Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!" :shock: :D:D...
 
Lmao, what do you get when you put two blondes in a freezer?









Frosted flakes.
 
Brunette buys a 71' demon and asks her blonde friend to go for a ride. About half way down the street the brunette asks the blonde if she'll stick her head out to window to see if the blinker is working. Blonde complies and says "It's working, It's not working, It's working..... it's not working."
 
Now that's some funny stuff there!!!!




Brunette buys a 71' demon and asks her blonde friend to go for a ride. About half way down the street the brunette asks the blonde if she'll stick her head out to window to see if the blinker is working. Blonde complies and says "It's working, It's not working, It's working..... it's not working."
 
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