I Won the Lottery!

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PlumCrazyJay

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Holding up a lottery ticket, a husband says to his wife... "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says... "I would take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies... "I won $12. Here's $6,... now get the heck out."
 
would be the cheapest way he would ever get out!
 
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