1. six pack

    six pack Well-Known Member

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    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "here's to
    spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"


    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast
    of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize
    for the best toast of the night."


    She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

    John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
    sitting in church beside me wife."

    "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
    buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said,

    "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you,
    Mary."

    She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
    You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the
    other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
     
  2. BARRACUDA340S

    BARRACUDA340S Well-Known Member

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    That's funny! :lol:
     
  3. Roughrdr

    Roughrdr Concrete sailor

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    :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
     
  4. onehellofadart

    onehellofadart Well-Known Member

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    :D :lol:
     
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