It was so cold...

[Mark Wainwright]

It feels like -36c with the windchill this morning. In fact, it was so cold I had a flasher walk up to me and just describe himself.

 

[DustyDuster]

Probably for the best

 

[68gtxman]

It was so cold outside, that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

 

[ragtopfury]

It is so cold, I saw the local thug walking down the street with his pants pulled up...

 

[cosgig]

..it was so cold, I had to wear my fuzzy "winter" Crocs instead of my "summer" ones!

 

[RedFish]

I thought I saw a robin this morn'. It was a pigeon with a chapped breast.

 

[JDMopar]

It's so cold here.....I saw 2 Beagles with a set of jumper cables, trying to get a Rabbit started so they could run him!

 

[Tooljunkie]

Its so cold i saw a fox chasin a rabbit and they were both walking....

 

[AJ/FormS]

It was so cold outside I had to walk backwards to continue peeing. Too much?

 

[moparmandan]

Man it was so cold here....... oh never mind. Who am I fooling it was like 33 this morning. I got nothing on you guys.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

So cold again this morning it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Colder than a Mother-in-Laws kiss

 

[famous bob]

So cold again this morning it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey

fyi, That`s brass ape!! lol

 

[ragtopfury]

It's so cold out, you can use the witch's tit as ice melt.

 

[mopar head]

Results of global warming? oh wait...

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Apes or monkeys it's f&4king cold

 

[DustyDuster]

So cold, the blue water in the outhouse froze, yum, blueberry popsicles!

 

[cannucky]

Man it was so cold here....... oh never mind. Who am I fooling it was like 33 this morning. I got nothing on you guys.

talk all the shyte you want but Florida's gotten more snow than Victoria BC Canada this year .

 

[BrianT]

It's so cold I saw a democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Some good advice for those of you living in Florida during your

cold weather

 

[ragtopfury]

They should leave their 4-way flashers on, too. Keeps the blinker fluid from freezing as well.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

They should leave their 4-way flashers on, too. Keeps the blinker fluid from freezing as well.

Thanks for reminding me...very important because they need to work unless you own a BMW. They must be frozen all year round. Maybe they are an option on Beamers.

 

[cannucky]

google "I froze my brain up in canada".I don't know how to link to it myself.

 

[ragtopfury]

 

[ramenth]

Colder than a well digger's *** in January.