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A week after their wedding, redneck newlyweds, Jed and Daisy, paid a visit
to their doctor.
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," says Jed. "My
privates are turning BLUE."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Jed's privates ARE blue.
The doctor turns to Daisy and asks: "Daisy, are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed?
"Yeah, I am," she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape," she answers
to their doctor.
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," says Jed. "My
privates are turning BLUE."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Jed's privates ARE blue.
The doctor turns to Daisy and asks: "Daisy, are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed?
"Yeah, I am," she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape," she answers
