Dustdevl340
Westie Dad & All Around Mopar Fanatic
A burglar broke into a house and was going around in the dark looking for valuables. He hears a voice out of the darkness "Jesus is watching you". He shakes his head "Huh, jeez must be losing my mind." He finds the TV and is about to pick it up when again he hears the voice "Jesus is watching you". He switches on his flashlight and shines it around the room. He sees a parrot on a perch in the corner. "Was that you?" "Jesus is watching you" replies the bird. Burglar is relieved. "Who are you, anyway?" he asks the parrot. "Moses" replies the bird. "What kind of people name a parrot Moses?" asks the burglar. Says the parrot "the same kind who would name a Rottweiler Jesus".
