jokes

[gabrielhal]

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

 

[waggin]

good one Lol :cheers:

 

[Hemiroid]

Officer: Have you been drinking, your eyes are glassy.
Driver: No Officer, but have you been eating donuts your eyes are glazzed.