my sister used to have a mutt like that
back then we all lived on an old farm house together
the drive way was pretty decent and it had a big fence on the front property line
id come home and the stupid mutt would jump in my car as i went to open the gate
now, i asked him nicely several times to stay out of my car
asked my sister nicely to train her stupid mutt
finally it come down me training the stupid mutt
so one day i come home, get out to open the gate and before i can get back into the car the stupid mutt is in the passenger seat of my car
so i asked him if he thought he was going for a ride?
no answer
told him he'd better buckle up
no answer
so i went down the driveway (did i mention it was a decent length driveway?)
by the time i reached the end of the driveway i hat hit the top of second gear and i hit the brakes
hard
i mean, i locked up and flattened off all four tires and the dog, remember, the one who didnt listen when i told him to buckle up hit the dash, then the windshield then as dropped down on the floorboard again
when i let him out he didnt know how fast to get away
from that moment on, if the dog was by the fence and he heard my car pull up he ran to the far end of the property
take that ceasar milan