You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop , the twilight zone!
Come and listen to my storey about a man named Jed . A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed . And then one day he was shootin at some food . And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oh, you men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys to boast and brag! You better keep your mouth shut! Oh, I think I love him!