Last one to post in this thread wins!

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She is so ugly when she walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, her iphone X unlocked itself
 
Hmmm

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"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest I had ever seen......I have since been visited by her sister and wish to withdraw that statement"
-Mark Twain
 
A woman is at the cashier paying for groceries. The cashier says are your children twins. She replies no they are 3 years apart why? The cashier says because you are so ugly I cannot believe someone slept with you 2 times.
 
She was so stupid , she thought she could win.


wait for it...


wait for it...

a standard and metric adjustable wrench .
 
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