"Let me see if I got this right..............

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STR-14

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*let Me See If I Got This Right..*



If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Cross The Canadian Border Illegally You Get

* A Job,
* A Drivers License,
* Social Security Card,
* Welfare,
* Food Stamps,
* Credit Cards,
* Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
* Free Education,
* Free Health Care,
* Billions Of Dollars Worth Of Public Documents Printed In Your Language
* The Right To Carry Your Country’s Flag While You Protest That You Don’t Get Enough Respect


I Just Wanted To Make Sure I Had A Firm Grasp On The Situation….....
 
That's pretty close to the truth however I don't think we have food stamps but you do get a Canadian passport and therefore the ability to bring in all your friends and relatives. :angry7:
 
And get to the front of the line for any social programming that provides money or training to better yourself.

Grant
 
Ah you gotto love Canada and don't forget, it you don't like our laws, customs or religion don't worry we'll change to yours, whatever makes you happy. Make sure you tell all your friends and relatives back in your homeland.
 
On top of all that, they will make their female residents wait 18 months for a mammogram or refuse to do some needed medical procedures.

My in laws live in NB and are going through this now. They won't even forward my father in laws medical records so the heart specialist my wife works for can look at them to see if he can do it here.
 
Ooops, I meant first crack at any good job, specially if they're a visible minority.

Still proud to be a Canadian.
 
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