At the Smith school the third grade class was doing "show and tell'. When it became little Johny's (its's always poor little Johnny) turn he said proudly, "my dad eats light bulbs"! The teacher said, "now Johnny don't lie, you know that can't be done". Johnny said , "no teacher, it's true, I heard my dad say to my mom, put the light out honey and I'll eat it for you"!
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