The 777 had just taken off and reached cruising altitude. The pilot came on the radio and said "welcome aboard, we have reached our cruising attitude and service will start shortly".
Thinking he had released the mic he turned to the copilot and said "man, would I like to screw the little blonde flight attendant working the aft section". The flight attendant keyed her mic from the aft section but the pilot still had the mic keyed. He then proceeded to say, "man, have I got to ****". The flight attendant broke into a run to get to the cockpit to tell the pilot his mic was keyed. Half way down the aisle a little old lady grabbed the blonde attendant by the arm and said, "slow down honey, he's got to **** first'!
Thinking he had released the mic he turned to the copilot and said "man, would I like to screw the little blonde flight attendant working the aft section". The flight attendant keyed her mic from the aft section but the pilot still had the mic keyed. He then proceeded to say, "man, have I got to ****". The flight attendant broke into a run to get to the cockpit to tell the pilot his mic was keyed. Half way down the aisle a little old lady grabbed the blonde attendant by the arm and said, "slow down honey, he's got to **** first'!
