Mark prostock
Active Member
LITTLE RALPHY ON
MATH
A teacher asks her class, 'If
there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of
them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little
Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all
fly away with the first
gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The
correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking..'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have
a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench
having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides
of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of
the ice cream.
Which one is
married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal,
replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled
down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied,
'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding
ring on,' but I like your
thinking.'
MATH
A teacher asks her class, 'If
there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of
them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little
Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all
fly away with the first
gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The
correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking..'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have
a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench
having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides
of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of
the ice cream.
Which one is
married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal,
replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled
down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied,
'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding
ring on,' but I like your
thinking.'
